Tina's Ten Commandments of Birding

(learned rather painfully as a novice from many other birders)
    1.      Thou shalt have no other interest before birding. If thou does, thou shalt not 
      discuss it with other birders.
    2.      Thou shalt not take unto thee any graven image of the birds that are in heaven
      above without giving photo credit to the photographer. Thou shalt not capture and cage the wild birds, nor shalt thou visit birds in zoos (unless the birds are endangered and part of a breeding release program), nor shalt thou respect and cherish any introduced species.
    3.      Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: not when thou just
      missed seeing that rare bird, nor when the potential life bird doth not sit still for an identification, nor when thou droppeth thy binoculars in the middle of the lake.
    4.       Remember all thy birding days, and keep them special. Six days shalt thou
      labour and do all thy work: but the seventh day is to renew thy spirit with the avian flock. Work is the curse of the birding classes.
    5.       Honour those who introduced thee to birding and taught thee about birds that
      thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. If thou should dishonour those experts, thy days may be short. Honour those who own the private property where birds congregate that they may allow thee to come back the next time. 
    6.      Thou shalt not kill any bird (nor any bird hunters - no matter how strong the
      provocation). Thou shalt labour to protect and keep them for all the days of thy life (well, maybe not the hunters...).
    7.      Thou shalt not take any thing that belongs to another birder without asking:
      not his place in the hide, nor his field guide, nor his birding partner, nor his lunch.
    8.      Thou shalt not steal a bird's eggs or, more importantly, a bird's habitat if thou 
      wish to see the bird long on this earth.
    9.      Thou shalt not bear false witness about birds thou hast identified or heard, 
      nor shalt thou exaggerate or brag about birds thou hast seen. Thy word is thy bond, especially on Birding Big Days.
    10.    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's life list, but must create thine own. Thou shalt
      not covet thy neighbour's birding scope, nor his identification skills, nor his bird photography ability, nor his ability to travel to see more birds than thou, nor any other thing that is thy birder neighbour's.

    Remember these commandments, and keep them holy, in the name of the Father (John James Audubon), and the Son (Roger Tory Peterson) and the Holy Ghost (Charles Sibley).

    Please, if I have misunderstood or mistranslated the explicit and implicit instructions I have received over the years from other birders, for heaven's sakes, let me know